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Deep Fried J in the B Tacos
...everyones drunk, you have a shitload of oil from some awesome ass oinon rings, you have easily made bater, and you have bread crumbs...'shit, we should fry something' you say, because why not?..the idea of fried cheese sticks comes to mind, then starts to happen right in front of your eyes, but you think to yourself, 'youknow, we could take this frying situation to the next level'...Just then, as if david copperfield is in the room, there are Jack In The Box tacos, sitting on the counter just beckoning, asking for it...you ponder, converse, then realize the one thing that has been missing from all of your lives...WHO FUCKING DEEP FRIES J IN THE B TACOS?.. the simple answer to that question: now you do...
...you start with the tacos...already a marvel of late nights eating, some people believe that there is no room for improvement here...we beg to differ, as they have yet to be breaded and deep fried...here you see the tacos cut in half, because were poor drunks, not McDonald's, that shit doesnt fit in our pot...
...now you see the motivation...
...you take your typical batter, whatever it is that floats your little boat...soak those motherfuckers, trust me they can take it...this is nothing new to the J in the B taco, as most people soak them with ranch dressing, everyone knows they are troopers...
...start breading...now you can go through the work of using your own bread crumbs, and i commend you for the work, but thats too much work for us...here you see safeway select bread crumbs baby, represent...
...now coverage doesnt need to be perfect, think of it as if youre drunk, then everything makes sense...
...okay, OIL IS FUCKING HOT...it fries things like tacos and fingers, dont put your fingers in there, only tacos for now...
...sit back and watch (for approx. 3 minutes) as awesomeness ensues...
...sit and watch in awe as the now better than tacos cool down to the point that they will let you into their world of super way tight deep fried taco eating time...
...face of mortal overtaken in the presence of beautiful deep fried taco wonder...its a magical moment...